Wednesday, May 25, 2005

valaiyil sikkiya kadigal

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if
I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair
of the same at home.
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial
there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded
the gravel on his table and shouted,
"Order, order."
The drunkard immediately I'll have a scotch and soda."
Customer : 'If I post this letter tonight, will it
get to Brighton in two days' time?'
Post Master : 'Well it might do.'
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to London.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out
of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

1 comment:

Ram.C said...


but, nice ones.